Saturday, November 15, 2008

Those Atlanta Chicks


You know, the housewives of Atlanta....





Well, for the longest time, I thought that the "Real Housewives of Atl" was some fictional shit that, hell, somebody just made up. But after reading Jia's Blog, I realized that it was a real live reality show. And since I loves me some reality TV, I thought, why not...





So let me get into my feelings about this shit here.....if I'm supposed to be sitting home watching these ladies on tv, wishing I could somehow have their lives, ball out of control, and not have a care in the world, WRONG! It didn't quite work for me.


First of all, it appears that these ladies only "came up" because of their husbands. Now while I'm all for a woman doing her own thing, it's not quite the same knowing that if your hard leg doesn't provide your funds, the show won't go on. You know...one monkey don't stop no show, however, in their cases, the show WON'T go on.



So anyway, as I was saying....these chicks.....



I won't speak on the white chick (Kim), because she's nobody's wife. She has a sugardaddy. Being somebody's sugardaughter hardly has any of the same responsibilities as a wife. Now the other ladies, wait, with the exception of NeNe, have been married, or are currently married to professional athletes.



NeNe married some real estate mogul, who according to gossip sites, just lost his house. How the hell you sell houses, but you can't keep yours?! NeNe is the one who obviously is not used to money. At all. One of the episodes I saw showed her hubby giving their child a check for $1000 (on his birthday). Not impressed. Shit, my toddler has that much plus some in her bank account. Whoopty damn doo. He could have done more. Especially since we know that they are putting on a show for the cameras.



The other chicks though. The professional athletes' wives/ex-wives....
Out of the three, my favorite is Lisa. She was previously married to the "S" of LSG. You know, Keith Sweat. Now I don't know what she did before she met him, but I'm going to assume that he was her ticket into the world of the "elite". I still like Lisa though. She seems to be the most down to earth. The last show I saw, her hubby was trying out for teams, and had made the Oakland Raiders team. I don't know how long ago these episodes were filmed, but that nucca ain't with Oakland no mo. As a matter of fact, I'm not sure that he's with any team. So again, not impressed. Who wants to be on pins and needles all summer long, waiting on some team to be impressed enough with the hubby to call him back.



The next chick, Deshawn or Shawney, whatever, is married to a basketball player. Who also no longer plays basketball. I think he's still doing something for the NBA though. She appears to be a nice girl, but I hate the way she enunciates words, or doesn't. She left the "l" out of jewelry....it sounded like "jewry". That shit annoys me. Because you sitting up here asking if your dad can basically have a bar in his room, because you got it like that, but you're saying "jewry"? Seriously? And I know she wears a good weave, and it's cute, but the fact that her sides are as thin as they are, and the rest of the hair just makes itself THICK, is just crazy. It would be better if she didn't show those sides so much.



But lastly, my girl Sheree. She was in the middle of going through a divorce from her professional athlete husband, who doesn't play football anymore either. She wanted a "7 figure settlement". Sheree is a cute girl. She has a great figure. And apparently she was married to her ex long enough to bear 3 of his kids. And speaking of "bear"....did you see the muthafucka she was married to?! SHIT! That dude is beastly. When I think of those two as a couple, the only thing that comes to my mind is...she must have been seeing $$$$$$$$ when she even allowed a phone number to be exchanged. Hell naw. I don't know if all the money in the world could make me blind to that ugga bugga. I mean, in order for me to get to that point of happy relationship/marriage, there would have to be a lot of secret purging and shopping on Rodeo Drive. And I don't think that would be enough.....Anyway, to each, his own. I do see why she had to go on and divorce his ass though. Could you imagine that muthafucka aging? Whew!





3 comments:

Ms. Independent said...

I was feeling a few of them at first but now all of these bougie broads get the *side eye* from me. In the words of Lisa's ex. "Somethin' Somethin, just ain't right"

Jia said...

YOU, my friend, MIGHT BE the most retarded person I "know."

LMAO OMG I was crying laughing at this shit at 2:43am, like my family isn't sleep and won't wake up to curse me out.

Girl I love the show. You have to watch the marathon on Saturday on Oxygen (I think?) at 9am! Trust me, it's worth it and it'd be cause for a 2nd blog.

My favorite, drive-wise, is Lisa. Attitude wise, Nene. She's definitely on the new money game but I like her 'street' attitude. Her attitude is the type that I'm use to seeing from my own group of friends.

Sheree is alright to me...but her hubby and that damn roaming eye. I mean, literally...that mufuckas eye followed me to the mailbox just now and no maam! On the show, he didn't appear to look that bad. The only thing is he was super sweaty. That was it. That eye wasn't doing any magic tricks like the one in the pic you posted.

Lisa, I like...she tries to do her own thing and I can't be mad at that. But since Im sure we go to some of the same blogs, did you notice that some were saying Lisa was crazy? LOL

You really should check out the reunion!

Misunderstood said...

Girl, I saw it. I was confused though. I was trying to figure out what happened between Kim and Lisa.

Lisa was about to get in that ass. I hope they do a 2nd season.